Outrageous (Laughter)

“No Sam. You can’t have more cake. You just asked for some ice cream by itself.”

“Uncle, I just don’t get you sometimes.”

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“Sam, that’s probably a good thing.”

“Uncle, I think we should just change the subject and talk about something else. Like the people we love in our lives.”

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“Mom I NEED MILK NOW!”

“Marcel, can you turn that into a request instead of a demand?”

“Sure. (pause) Can I need milk now PUH-LEASE DARLING BEAUTIFUL MOM?”

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